Caption competition

[PingDit]

"I know it's not regulation dress sergeant but my batman's just finishing off the creases in my combats!"

[NutLoose]

"Remember as a last stand, throw your flip flops at them, it is an insult."

[NutLoose]

"Look, it was you who said on Casual Fridays we could dress down"

[NutLoose]

"It's the British who wore redcoats you dick"

[racedo]

Billy, on work experience from Job Centre, thought it was cool that the General, who drove off very fast, told him he was the last line of defence.

[racedo]

It wasn't so much the Uniform cuts were beginning to bite, more like the Thousand Scottish midgies in his underpants were.

[racedo]

After billions of pounds in research grants to BAE they finally came up with a defence to the Scottish Hordes in their Kilts.

[Danny42C]

"Well, we couldn't find a babysitter, so we had to bring him along !"

[reds & greens]

Camilla's understanding of a 'pyjama party' and 'playtime with the rocks' suddenly took on a concerning twist...

[racedo]

Aftermath of when Dave met Storm Doris.

[racedo]

Dave's mum did all his washing, unfortunately she was on holidays in a caravan at Skegness.

[racedo]

Dave won first prize on the Camouflage course last week, unfortunately blending in as a total tosser at Blackpool beach didn't cut it this week.

[racedo]

Commanding Officer thought there was something suspicious about his wife wearing camoiflage gear and Dave wearing his wife jumper and underwear. He couldn't yet figure it out.

[MPN11]

"Cute!"
"Knob off!"

[JAVELINBOY]

Look, I put my kit in a laundry bag help me find which one before the boss turns up.

[Pontius Navigator]

Originally Posted by NutLoose

I tell, they may shoot at my red shirt but they're such bad shots they'll hit you instead.

And the panties?

They're in case we get to hand to hand fighting, they'll die laughing.

[pasta]

Look, Edwina, it's great that you're finally able to express your true gender identity, the lads are 100% behind you, but can't you wear pastel shades or something?

[pasta]

He wanted to be a pilot, but he failed the colour vision test.

[andytug]

Sorry boss, last minute rush!

[andytug]

"No, we're setting an ambush, not showing our bush, Private Benjamin!"