Quote per TIEW: - Good show Carruthers, very impressive. Just a pity we have no way of delivering it to the enemy.
"Ah, but I have a cunning plan. We paint this object to look like a marrow, and Carruthers will deliver it in his wheelbarrow to the enemy lines. If he wears his Christmas Elf outfit they will never suspect that he is an officer of the British Army."
[BTW, how do you get these quote panels to work?]