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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 16:55
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Santa preparing himself for his rounds.....
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 17:08
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"This'll teach 'em not to put cowls on their chimney-pots !"
 
Old 23rd Dec 2016, 17:13
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"There was this damn' drone delivering my parcels from Harrod's !"
 
Old 23rd Dec 2016, 17:38
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RAT TAT TAT, RAT TAT TAT, firing all the way!
Oh what fun we'll fun we'll have in Santa's well armed sleigh!
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 17:46
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Told you Santa would have an engine failure after take-off
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 17:59
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Season of goodwill to all mankind . . . . .
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 18:36
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Santa is always happy to provide a shot in the arm at Christmas.
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 18:41
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"I love the smell of mince pies in the morning"
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 18:49
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Its our Christmas box for the enemy
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 18:50
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What a 'belting' idea for a Christmas present. Are the rounds greased with pig fat?
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 18:56
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Oh, Hell, Oh Hell,
The Talib did say,
As they spotted Santa,
In his fast kuffar sleigh ...
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 19:02
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We Three Kings of BritForce we are,
Bearing gifts, we traverse so far,
Brize and Bastion,NAAFI and Kandahar,
Looking for where you are.
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 19:41
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"Wrong kind of slaying Santa!"
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 21:07
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Santa's summer job.
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Old 23rd Dec 2016, 21:15
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He's made his list
He's checked it twice;
He's found out who's naughty, and not nice
Santa Claus is coming to town!
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Old 24th Dec 2016, 00:38
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"Red nose my ar5e! Here's one from Rudolph!"
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Old 24th Dec 2016, 07:00
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"Oh come, all Huey faithful......."
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Old 24th Dec 2016, 07:12
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We Sea Kings of Orient Are!
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Old 24th Dec 2016, 07:30
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"Good King Westland last looked out"
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Old 24th Dec 2016, 07:39
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Thanks TIEW, sorry - not paying attention - Buster's got it covered anyway so please play on, and Merry Christmas to everyone!
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