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Old 20th Nov 2016, 04:56
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Kick the tyres and light the fi.......oh wait...Don't kick the tyres!
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 05:23
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"You know what they say - if it looks right, it'll fly right."
"Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of!"
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 06:32
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"No problem, Sir. You'll live long enough to be wearing carpet slippers all day!"
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 06:37
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And when you get this baby up to 88mph...oh, never mind
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 07:51
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"'Fraid you were right sir, washing it in hot water was a bad idea!"
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 08:28
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And with the Flymo attachment, it can be used on grass strips.
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 08:39
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Bernie Ecclestone explains to Heath Robinson why it doesn't conform to the F1 construction rules
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 08:41
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"Aeroplane? No sir, its Donald Trump's hair drier".
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 09:19
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"Yeah, it was going to be much bigger, but you know what Budget cuts are like."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 09:49
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"VNE? This is VNE."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 10:09
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"It didn't specify whether the drawings should be printed portrait or landscape, and we chose portrait. Good call, eh?"
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 10:13
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Reginald was beginning to regret his childhood dream of joining the circus as a human cannonball.
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 10:24
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"You're surprised that we've sold seventy-five of these, but you can't find a single review on Google? Well, Sir, I can guarantee that all our customers have reached their final destination and we've had zero returns."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 10:30
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"Landing, Sir? Yes, I suppose we'll certainly have to cross that bridge if ever we come to it."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 10:50
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"You sure you wanna wear those shoes for the test flight, Captain??"

Last edited by MPN11; 20th Nov 2016 at 16:55. Reason: Ftext removed to enhance clarity of jolly good caption!
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:05
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Originally Posted by MPN11
(PS: How do you copy the picture in full, as we're now 3 pages downstream?)
In Firefox browser, right-click on original image then "Copy Image Location" ... then "insert image" in new post and paste the image location into the pop-up. Like this:

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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:08
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"Here at American Experimental, we pride ourselves in suffering fools gladly... Sir."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:09
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"Well Bloggs, after your last efforts, we thought it best to beef up the landing gear a little!"
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:10
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"Sure I'm a Trump supporter, sir. I go for anything crazy, just like this bird."
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Old 20th Nov 2016, 11:18
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Harvey had been playing with the spare parts bin as usual, and was always happy to show off his efforts.
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