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"Well, Mr Cruise, we film it in 4:3 standard ratio against a moving background, then it looks fantastic projected in 2.35:1 widescreen. The only drawback is that you look shorter and fatter which, to be truthful..."
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Fantastic! That means you can control the power by moving the Nav fore and aft. Tickling the throttle takes on a new meaning!
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
It's the prototype Javelin replacement, one engine on top of the other, ultra thin wings, we have reduced weight by having a jettisonable undercart. Instead of the traditional rudder and tail plane we have a smaller 5 fin tail.
This will really go like greased Lightning, all we need now is a snappy name for it.
This will really go like greased Lightning, all we need now is a snappy name for it.
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"Yes, Sir, this Taceval's going well for the Squadron - with a little judicious robbing, we've been able to generate fifteen aircraft from our total strength of ten."
What do you mean "the wheels are on backwards"? Did you not see the photo of the prototype in the previous caption comp?
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Well, the trolley was supplied by the same guys that supply the Supermarkets so, I guess why you were taxiing all over the place.
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"If you think this looks bad, wait until you see the pile of crap we are going to hang it on"
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"Ahh.... so you're the pilot and you were wondering why we all call it the painted sh*thouse, well I have been authorised to tell you it's the new code name to disguise your aircrafts true operational capability, the Camo'dKazi.....
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"Well the humble bee shouldn't be capable of flight either, although I must admit, this has a lot more in common with the honey wagon than it does have to the honey bee."
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