Caption competition

[NutLoose]

I thought the bombs retardation chute was in the tail Skip, why did you tell that annoying sh*te he was wearing it?"

[Ascend Charlie]

I'm sure the Captain said "Get rid of that retarded bum!"

[Dan Gerous]

Sheeet, am a gonna win the Darwin Award this year, if it kills me.

[SASless]

Finally, a good use for Nav's was determined!

[Danny42C]

"And now, Hoskins, you can appreciate the true meaning of Parasite Drag !"

[Danny42C]

"I do not know the effect this will have on the Enemy, but ..................!"

[NutLoose]

" what do you mean whistle, it scares the crap out of those on the ground, what about me?"

[Danny42C]

"Nearer, my God, to Thee ?"

[Danny42C]

" You mean Her? - She's our Button Girl !"

[Kiltrash]

Ding Ding Ladies and Gentlemen....Last orders please !!

calling Thursday am CET

k

[SASless]

Major Kong decided to pull a very bad prank on the MIA Search Teams!

[NutLoose]

"Errr, that's not what I meant when I said we need to play our Trump card over the N Korea issue, but it does solve two problems in one rather nicely"

[NutLoose]

"Are you sure the Commander in Chief said yes to launch or no, though no could mean yes unless he meant he meant it in collusion"

[Kiltrash]

Judging time... while settle down to a glorious sunset with a Chablis and have a good look through the entries

Mine would have been Amazon are pleased to announce you can now order buckets of instant sunshine with same day personal delivery

Or

Banksey's American cousin picked the wrong time to spray paint onto a W82 warhead ' Happy Christmas Vladimir '(Other bombs are available)

[Kiltrash]

In glorious 3rd place

Originally Posted by NutLoose

Ireland test their first guided munitions.

[Kiltrash]

In runner up and sound advice...public information film is C52 with

Originally Posted by c52

"And this, children, is why you must stand well clear after you've lit the blue touch-paper."

[MPN11]

... oh, the suspense!

[Kiltrash]

We have a worthy winner and explains why we only have 2 person cockpits now I award the CST to Big Pistons Forever with a worthy quip

Originally Posted by Big Pistons Forever

I know it's a bit drastic but you have no idea how badly I just wanted a few moments without having to listen to the constant intercom babble from the Navigator,Bombardier, EWO,Flight Engineer ,Copilot........

Take it away

[MPN11]

<applause>

[Kiltrash]

I have sent Big Pistons Forever a reminder, hope all is well in the West of Canada where it is 07.00PDT, hope to move on soon

K

In the vein of caption without a picture

#Donald Trump announces he has fired his best friend