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"And it comes with a guarantee as well, free servicing and a replacement aircraft during maintenance. Or ... I can show you nice Chevvy Corvette, one lady owner, low mileage ..."
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Hoskins was extremely proud of himself. Finding a Sky Cap was quite a feat, until he realised there was no room for his baggage.
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"It's the best we could do at short notice, you really should have specified an undercarriage when you initially ordered it"
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"It's called a bullet sir, though I can see where you got the term clitoris from"
Ya know, I heard from a couple guys over at the PX that the Air Force reckons these things are so dangerous that they won't risk one of them expensive trained chimps they got in it, so they gonna use something cheaper.
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You can look off into the distance with that steely gaze all you want, but we all know why you're wearing brown overalls.
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You can look off into the distance with that steely gaze all you want, but we all know why you're wearing brown overalls.
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"We planned to call it the 'Boomerang', but after flying the prototype we thought 'Dart' would be more appropriate."
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Yet again, MoD didn't get the Specification quite right, and BAe took full advantage of the errors and omissions.
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"Why do I need an oxygen mask? Does it really go that high?"
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"Who said anything about landing, Sir?"