Caption competition
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Ok, seems to be slowing down. Will judge it tonight, roughly 1200UTC or if a decent 'water boarding' caption comes along...whichever is first.... 
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"It's bad news, Sarge. I've been using this new defribillator for twenty minutes but I can't revive the poor little guy! The good news is, we can repatriate him in a big envelope.."
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Right-o! Time to keep the ball rolling...
In Third place, Nutty with:
Second place goes to Jims Brother with:
But this rounds winner of the Coffman Starter Trophy is TyroPicard with:
In Third place, Nutty with:
"Look, you said press on regardless"
"Now we're up here, I hope you've remembered to set it to HOT instead of SYNTHETIC."
"I should get the Iron Cross for this.."
" I doubt it, man, it's another blue on blue....."
" I doubt it, man, it's another blue on blue....."
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<tapping fingers on desk> 
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Tapping his fingers on the desk
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Good, I was kept up all night by MPN11 tapping on that damned desk.
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Time for the second place winner to step up to the plate?
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I would be very happy to pick up the gauntlet, but my brother Jim says I shouldn't tread on the toes of Danny, who already has a cunning plan.
Danny's decision...
[I should add that both Jim and I are presently suffering Caption Competition withdrawal symptoms, so the sooner we can fix this, the better!]
Danny's decision...
[I should add that both Jim and I are presently suffering Caption Competition withdrawal symptoms, so the sooner we can fix this, the better!]
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Re: Penny washers pic:
"You've heard of the PaveLow...well this is the JayLo".
Or: "Oh no, the leak would have to be just there, wouldn't it?"
"You've heard of the PaveLow...well this is the JayLo".
Or: "Oh no, the leak would have to be just there, wouldn't it?"
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Jims brother was runner up, so it's down to him,
"Call me Doctor Slow, Bond"
"Call me Doctor Slow, Bond"
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OK ... playing jim's brother ....
"At full throttle I might just escape the flash/blast/radiation from that ...... aaaarrrrgggghhhh "
"At full throttle I might just escape the flash/blast/radiation from that ...... aaaarrrrgggghhhh "