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Old 8th Nov 2016, 18:28
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I have seen more Inflation in Staish's daughter after the boob job.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 19:39
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"Out now from Demtel - it slices, dices and juliennes, and that's just your legs!"
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 20:14
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Is that Johnston and Johnston's latest product, cotton buds for whales?
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 21:15
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What did he say as he flew past?
Live long & prosper.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 22:44
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Well sir, I have no idea what it is and what it does.
But every Russki spy in the country is wasting time trying to find out.
We may not win the Cold War but we sure will make them go nuts first
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 23:46
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"We use it for cutting Trumps hair"
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Old 9th Nov 2016, 01:36
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What could possibly go wrong.........
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Old 9th Nov 2016, 04:23
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You dirty rat...you killed my chopper!
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Old 9th Nov 2016, 08:22
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Alan was less than impressed with his Loch Ness patrol duty, but there was no need for John and Virgil to rub it in with a low pass on their way back to the bar on Tracy Island.
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Old 9th Nov 2016, 08:29
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Are you sure this the right way up?
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Old 9th Nov 2016, 09:55
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Long lost Top Gear pilot found in BBC vaults!
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Old 9th Nov 2016, 10:09
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That's it, I'm volunteering for Syria.
Must be less dangerous than driving this thing.
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Old 9th Nov 2016, 10:12
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Cheapest chopper from the lowest bidder....again.....damn cheapskates!
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Old 9th Nov 2016, 10:41
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Vulcan crew grounded after severe attack of hallucinations (they''ll be seeing UFOs next !")
 
Old 9th Nov 2016, 11:36
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Look, if you run into any control difficulties, just jump off..........er....
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Old 9th Nov 2016, 11:39
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Why are you 007? Well you can probably guess what happened to the first six.
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Old 9th Nov 2016, 12:59
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"Needs a bit of stab-aug, I'd say !"
 
Old 9th Nov 2016, 13:35
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No, Mr Bond. I expect you to fly...
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Old 9th Nov 2016, 16:19
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The Indian Rope Trick comes kicking and screaming into the 21st Century..........Where did the little boy go after he climbed the rope - and disappeared ?........
 
Old 9th Nov 2016, 16:21
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"Why do they call it a chopper?"
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