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Old 7th Nov 2016, 22:05
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Bob's potato slicer goes mad.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 03:57
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Recent enforcement actions by the CAA

Operation was deemed dangerous and thus the pilot was fined because he wasn't wearing a dayglo safety vest
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 03:59
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So this is what happens when you try to reverse engineer a Chinese design....
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 04:01
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This is what happens to the ETPS student who decide to get stroppy with the instructing staff....
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 04:03
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This thing must be Russian because
If it is ugly it's British
If its weird it's French
If it's ugly and weird it's Russian
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 06:11
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Has anyone seen where my shoe went?
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 06:12
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Look at him all propped up there...
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 06:13
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Standard safety gear for the fifties...afternoon jacket, waistcoat & tie.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 06:14
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Bob wondered if he had an ejection seat, until someone pointed out that there was no seat.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 06:15
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This was all that was left of the Stealth Blackhawk after the SEALS torched it.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 06:38
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....and so Barnes Wallis went back to the Upkeep mine.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 07:25
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Originally Posted by jim's brother
Ok Danny, since both TyroPicard and Madbob seem to have gone AWOL, let's proceed with this:



Happy captioning!
Initial trials of the air launched unmanned beach skimming missile went well. Now we are trialling the manned version. It will scythe the enemy in droves.
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 07:36
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Russian fleet sailing in to the North Sea
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 08:18
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Inspector Gadget - the 1960s original
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 08:21
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Rare still from the set of Thunderball of Q demonstrating his latest contraption
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 08:45
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"Bugger, I forgot my pipe"
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 08:53
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Quick, that bl@@dy Vulcan is coming round for another go
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 09:15
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Columbian drug smuggling mule spotted crossing Windermere
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Old 8th Nov 2016, 09:45
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It was much more effective at irritating lakeside holiday makers than being buzzed by a low flying Vulcan bomber that he proceeded to develop the jetski we know and love today.
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"Brakes ... sh1t ... where are the freaking brakes???"
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