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Old 2nd Oct 2016, 21:08
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BAE sent carrier pidgeon to War Office at their new invention designed to enhance directors bonuses, sorry Win the War.

War Office sent a letter back saying thank you for sending lunch, tasted like Chicken.
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 09:07
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NOBODY is going to clone my contactless card.

But it is a bit of a problem when I get on and off buses.
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Unlike his other invention, the Tank, William Tritton's armoured portaloo was not considered to be a success.
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"I don't like this, Doctor. Let's materialise as a Police Box again next time".
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 09:26
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The GPO unveiled their "Wartime Post Box" to a mixed response from the public.
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 09:27
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No way am I catching the clap from one of those filthy Flanders mademoiselles this time round.
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 09:53
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"So that's where them missing manhole covers went - an' us blaming the scrap merchants an' all !"
 
Old 3rd Oct 2016, 11:18
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The one man Human Cannonball show was tricky to get started...
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 11:31
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Thomas the tank what?
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 11:55
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The Aleppo 2020 Para Olympics were not the smartest idea the IOC had come up with.
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 11:59
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"I shouldn't of had that curry, talk about Chariots of Fire"
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"So this is what he meant by you're going to lead the big push"
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 12:11
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Typical Army Procurement System....all we asked for was a Tea Cart!
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 13:41
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Danny found the mulcher....
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 14:17
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The new JML Garden Weeder, weed those borders from the comfort of your own mobille weeding trolley, no more back breaking bending, no more sunburnt necks, with the JML Garden Weeder you will simply glide around the lawn effortlessly using the FREE JML hoe, yes, you heard it, the FREE JML hoe, now included in this once only TV offer price of £19-99, yes, that's just £19-99 for carefree weeding.

Available from MOD stores, Aldershot Garrison and all branches of Argos from today.
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 14:57
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Psssst - eet eez I, LeClerc!!!
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 15:25
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They promised me that I wouldn't look like a giant knob if I got in it...
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 15:26
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Bless me Father for I have...Geezuzz, that one was close...Father?
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 15:28
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"B*gger!! I forgot my snipers' rifle!"
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Old 3rd Oct 2016, 16:36
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I've seen stranger things running in the London Marathon.

At least this one has a purpose.
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