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The British Army Officer Corp having heard of the Royal Navies tradition of the man in a barrel, go one better and make their version mobile.
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"gooouummmmpphhh aaaaahhh...... I say Smithers what are you doing in here.... guunmmmpphhh aaahhhh swallow..... Damn Smithers.... I didn't know"
Join the Hussars they said...Cavalry is grand they said...then they tell me about this new concept called Armor...wave of the future they said!
Having been told his idea had legs, Percy decided to make tracks for the front line.
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No one had considered the issue of a 'reverse gear' whan returning to one's own lines. The first attempt took 5 days.
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Jeremy Clarkson's new producer joins the team on location.
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"Damn these unstable bath chairs, damn this gout"
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Being right up RoboMan's backside had advantages when the lead was flying .... but the smell was awful.
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
Flushed with success after the mobile trench karzi was adopted after the last push
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Government Cuts meant access to the meals on wheels service for the ageing population was made even more difficult to reduce claimants.
Avoid imitations
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Higgins loved to taunt the enemy by scuttling about the barbed wire doing a very lifelike impression of either Bill or Ben the Flower Pot Men carrying out weight training.