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Old 14th Oct 2016, 18:46
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"Now then, Colonel ... about that Leave Pass"
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 18:58
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As a young man; he had always had aspirations of becoming a Minuteman missile. His dreams had come true..

Just a minute!
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 19:46
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Nutty, thanks for stepping in there. I notice that my original copy has since re-appeared of its own accord!
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:01
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:01
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:05
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:06
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We aim to please.
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:09
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Are you sure this is the only way to stop the muzzle flash.
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:11
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I know the Navy had figure heads, but why me?
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:29
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Hanging off the end of a tank. (Apologies to NutLoose.)
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:36
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"I have a hunch this isn't going to go well....!"
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:38
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In the job centre....the local circus need a new human cannonball and are advertising for a chap of the right calibre. (They also need a new india-rubber man as the old one had recently perished).
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 20:43
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I knew it wasn't going to go well when I dumped Tank Girl.
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 21:15
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"Obviously the new mobile rectal thermometer will need a little miniaturisation before it goes into production, this is just a prototype"
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Old 14th Oct 2016, 22:49
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At least I didn't join the Navy, or I'd be over the barrel.
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 03:51
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Hang on Lads, I've got an idea....
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 03:51
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Up a bit, up a bit...ahh, that's got it!
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 03:52
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When Monash first suggested using tanks & infantry during WW1, the Yanks somehow misinterpreted it...
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 03:53
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Rapid Deployment Team, Mk. 1
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Old 15th Oct 2016, 04:48
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It's not the firing I mind so much, it's the sudden stop at the other end I dislike.
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