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"Get off it, you two ... it's heavy enough as it is."
OK - Results time.....
Honourable Mentions to:
Traffic_Is_Er_Was for "Sailor: Ok, I've got it all rolled out and nice and straight, now what do I do?
Petty Officer: Roll it up again! "
and WeeJeem for "Hey, Jonesie! Jonesie! Hang on a tick! The guy here says that the 'E' in this new EALS system we're fitting is 'E-for-electromagnetic', not 'E-for-elastic'. "
"Gawdammit! You'll be telling me next that we have to take the horses out of the bridle catchers."
The BT and Tesla references all raised a chuckle, but the winner on sheer groan-inducement, is Wensleydale for
"I'm suffering from Hermes".
"Don't you mean Herpes?"
"No - I think I'm a carrier".
Over to you
Honourable Mentions to:
Traffic_Is_Er_Was for "Sailor: Ok, I've got it all rolled out and nice and straight, now what do I do?
Petty Officer: Roll it up again! "
and WeeJeem for "Hey, Jonesie! Jonesie! Hang on a tick! The guy here says that the 'E' in this new EALS system we're fitting is 'E-for-electromagnetic', not 'E-for-elastic'. "
"Gawdammit! You'll be telling me next that we have to take the horses out of the bridle catchers."
The BT and Tesla references all raised a chuckle, but the winner on sheer groan-inducement, is Wensleydale for
"I'm suffering from Hermes".
"Don't you mean Herpes?"
"No - I think I'm a carrier".
Over to you
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I will never get on the leaderboard at this rate.
I congratulate Wensleydale, and go and sulk.
NEXT?
I congratulate Wensleydale, and go and sulk.
NEXT?
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Well done that man.
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And with this device you will be able to focus your pigeon sh*t shots for maximum effect on joe public.
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what do you mean, press the shutter, I don't have hands and when flying my wings are err busy.
Performance deficiencies.....sorry mate it still out performs a Jaguar!