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Old 16th Aug 2016, 03:16
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Well, he knows he's in trouble if he's carrying the Helmet of Distraction. It's one step below the Cone of Shame.
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 07:51
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....followed by the Cone of Silence....?
 
Old 16th Aug 2016, 08:34
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Flt Lt Bob Martin listened intently to the walk back debrief even if he had a flea in the ear
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 10:59
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"OK, so I admit that I was wrong. You did know what to do with it if you caught one...""
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 11:02
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 11:11
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Still looking for Javelin crews



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Old 16th Aug 2016, 11:12
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"Flying Officer 'Pav' Pavlov, you say? Well, the name certainly rings a bell..."

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Old 16th Aug 2016, 12:28
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Man: ...so there I was, rolling over the top at 35000, I knew he was expecting me to pull inverted, so I chopped the throttles, broke hard left, and keeping the sun over my right shoulder, I dropped out 30 degrees of flap and then I........blah...blah....blah...
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 12:44
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"It was foggy when I took off, so I quipped to Air Traffic 'Better make sure I have FIDO available for landing'..."
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 12:52
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Pilot: "When you come out to meet me, I've noticed that you always walk on my right if we're using runway 20, and on my left if it's 02. Do you actually check the runway before you leave the squadron?"
Dog: "No, I just walk on the side where it's less windy."
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 13:00
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Next time you fly and I get to look for the Pokémon.
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 13:09
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 14:20
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"I reckon you must have trained with the Army Air Corps. I am sure that the RAF does not usually navigate from lamp post to lamp post - especially at 30,000 feet."

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Old 16th Aug 2016, 14:25
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"Boss, I think yours is parked somewhere round here - hard to tell on these crowded car-parks !"
 
Old 16th Aug 2016, 14:50
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...so, you climb up the ladder, knock on the canopy, and say 'Trick or Treat'...got it?
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 16:13
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"So I had to go Nav, because they found my f**k off big watch kept slipping off my paws."
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 16:17
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"Listen here Goldy, the last bloody aircraft we named Blue Peter crashed, so we ain't doing it again, got it?"


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Old 16th Aug 2016, 16:20
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"Funny you should mention Blue Peter Goldy, because we had a little horse in the last competition"



In 1941, the people of Newmarket raised £5100 as part of the war effort, towards Spitfire Vb, AD540, which was presented to the RAF, and named "Blue Peter", after the 1939 Derby winner.
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 16:23
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"Don't run off, 'cause I think your lead's tangled with my life preserver toggle..."
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Old 16th Aug 2016, 16:35
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