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Gnome de PPRuNe
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Jeremy Clarkson explores his inner vegan
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"Please, don't keep us all in suspende...... Sorry, I meant suspense"
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"Hmmm... Has Beagle heard you're here? he will be sniffing about somewhere!"
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"You're not a real Group Captain Kenneth, so no, you can't order her to do a kit inspection"
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"Come along dear, this ex navy chap thinks he's Nelson"
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"So i'll huff and i'll puff and i'll blow your hangar down.... then she's next"
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"Suspenders you say, I know all about suspenders young lady, they hold my legs on"
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"Section Officer Harvey you say.... Now where have I heard that name before?..... WAIT!... Not THE Harvey, of the Harvey Wallbanger fame?"
Civilian....That was close Sir, your wife just went past
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Sect Off H.... Sir I am your new Batman in these gendar neutral equality times. Which side do you dress?
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Grp Cap....I say Barnes do you think these ' things' could be adapted to hold in place Tallboy??
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Spy.... Jesus H Adolf. With these lunatics how can we loose?,
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Sect Off H.... Sir I am your new Batman in these gendar neutral equality times. Which side do you dress?
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Grp Cap....I say Barnes do you think these ' things' could be adapted to hold in place Tallboy??
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Spy.... Jesus H Adolf. With these lunatics how can we loose?,
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"I said we need a bouncing bomb bit to slot in midway through the film to peak interest, but I suppose a bouncing bum will suffice!"