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Old 19th Aug 2016, 12:37
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"This little piggy went to market......"
 
Old 19th Aug 2016, 13:20
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Originally Posted by WeeJeem View Post
The A-10 development programme hit some key issues quite early on.
I think you'll find in this case it's an early version of the "Gammon Avenger"...
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 13:44
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"I bought a Poke in a Pig!"
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 13:54
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"Pigs will fly before Scroggs gets his licence"
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 14:30
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"I can't hold it! "

"STY ON TARGET! "
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 14:43
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In the Sahara Desert we had to capture camels and use two bricks for RnR
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 14:46
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"I can't hold it! "

"STY ON TARGET! "
Is that you Porkins?
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 14:47
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Originally Posted by dazdaz1 View Post
In the Sahara Desert we had to capture camels and use two bricks for RnR
"Doesn't that hurt? "
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" Only if you trap your thumbs...... "
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 14:56
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Test Pilot's Notes.
"Handling fine. Radio susceptible to crackling, possibly due to ham interference. Be careful not to salami on to the runway after a rasher approach as may result in a belly landing, rind off instead. "
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 15:17
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Boar: "I think I recognise those boots ... that was my brother, you swine!"
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 15:19
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Emblem "Wilde Sau

"Here is a picture of your famous namesake from Operation Wild Sau - doesn't he look fine ?"
 
Old 19th Aug 2016, 20:36
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I distinctly heard the boss say "Pigs might fly"
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 21:45
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With apologies to andytug, but it has to be done:

"A bit late on the rind out, Hoskins".
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 21:49
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From his evaluation report: "Rather ham-fisted at the controls".
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Old 19th Aug 2016, 21:54
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And zis little piggy went brrrmm, brrmm, brrmm all zer vay home.
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Old 20th Aug 2016, 08:31
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UnterOffizier Schadenfreude of The Emperor's Own Mounted Perverts decided that he much preferred last month's Ass even though the freight charges were higher.

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Old 20th Aug 2016, 12:51
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Well, he gored my leg and I had to have it taken off, so we de-tusked him and now he has to carry me around !"
 
Old 20th Aug 2016, 12:54
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It seemed something was lost in the Translation when Helmut chose the wrong kind of Hawg to ride.
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Old 20th Aug 2016, 13:06
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For the black flag ground training day we have got a ground hog.
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Old 20th Aug 2016, 18:27
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Plt Off Heinz gets into party mood as he prepares the hog roast for the Summer Ball.
His colleagues quickly find other urgent tasks to do.
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