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Test Pilot's Notes.
"Handling fine. Radio susceptible to crackling, possibly due to ham interference. Be careful not to salami on to the runway after a rasher approach as may result in a belly landing, rind off instead. "
"Handling fine. Radio susceptible to crackling, possibly due to ham interference. Be careful not to salami on to the runway after a rasher approach as may result in a belly landing, rind off instead. "
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Boar: "I think I recognise those boots ... that was my brother, you swine!"
With apologies to andytug, but it has to be done:
"A bit late on the rind out, Hoskins".
"A bit late on the rind out, Hoskins".
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UnterOffizier Schadenfreude of The Emperor's Own Mounted Perverts decided that he much preferred last month's Ass even though the freight charges were higher.
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It seemed something was lost in the Translation when Helmut chose the wrong kind of Hawg to ride.
Avoid imitations
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"Bernie Clifton ...Ostrich? Nein, never heard of him..."
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As the pencils up the nostrils and the underpants on the head hadn't worked Captain Blackadder thought he would see if trying to join the cavalry riding a pig would get him repatriated.