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Old 20th Jun 2016, 09:32
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"So that's bread, eggs, milk and butter. What do you want me to get if they don't have any eggs?"
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 09:36
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"Clever idea, taking that big lever we use to close the hatch. Not clever enough though, we have a spare..."
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 09:37
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<Climbs above cloudbase>
"..., 98, 99, 100. Coming, ready or not..."
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 09:54
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Oh dear .. You've done it now, Hoskins - The pilot DID say he'd be along shortly.
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 09:56
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"Dive, Dive, Dive....... . NOT YOU BLOGGS !"
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 10:44
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"Oi! That's for launching the aeroplane, not for you blokes to do Cher impressions!"
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 11:04
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"Can't see our new F-35s being too happy with this !"
 
Old 20th Jun 2016, 11:18
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Blast ... Danny beat me to that line of thought!! I'll try ...

"We will have to have a better answer when we get those F-35s we were promised."
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 11:26
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The anti-strident (sic) was keen to prove the concept of underwater missiles was not the only feasible deterrent
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 11:38
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"Bridge to engine room - full speed ahead, we've almost caught it"
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 11:58
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Sir, The Pilot reports he is happy with the trials so far.....but he is not sure about the next phase .. 'underwater deployment'
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 11:59
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"This is just like sex, we're leaving the seamen behind"
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 12:01
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"Circuits are OK, it's the bump at the end I'm worrying about"
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 12:03
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"Well that was the M2 Sir, so by my dead reckoning, Sittingbourne should be dead ahead."
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 12:25
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See I told you a good squirt of WD40 would get it going
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 12:55
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"DON'T SIT ON THAT BLOGGS!! ... ohsh!t....Recovery team! On the casing at the double!
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 12:58
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Quickly now Bloggs, get the nose up! That'll drain all the water out the back, and allow a positive rate of climb!
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 13:02
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It's so touching to see the 'Rum, Bum and Baccy' lot trying to stay relevant in the world of modern warfare
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 13:03
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Do you think maybe next time they'll put doors on the hangar?
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Old 20th Jun 2016, 13:09
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Brilliant! Develop an F-35D as a sea-plane and we can turn any old coaster into an aircraft carrier.
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