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"Only one clip, what do I do for extra ammo?"
"You don't think the Armourer on the other outer pylon is simply there to trim out the aircraft, he is carrying it."
"You don't think the Armourer on the other outer pylon is simply there to trim out the aircraft, he is carrying it."
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"Look, it says in the book, all aircraft flying in the US must carry an Air Marshal on board"
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We in the NSA expect that North Korea will see it, adopt, adapt and improve; then, of course, The Glorious Leader will just have to be seen giving it a go...
Interesting theory... do you think The Donald might take up the challenge too...?
Interesting theory... do you think The Donald might take up the challenge too...?
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"Is this station G suit compatible?"
"Yes...."
"Good.... pylon the pressure"
"Yes...."
"Good.... pylon the pressure"
You don't want to know what we have to feed him so that he will reach the design velocity after release.
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Smtihers, when I said use belt and braces to attach this new weapons system, I didn't mean literally...
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"'Eeze a right pain in the arse, so we're hoping that when you get up to 88 miles per hour thare will be a flash and a bang and 'e will be gone.... how does a tenner sound for thee t' hit the jettison?"
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"Of course I'm a fully qualified marksman Captain - once we get down to a range of 25 metres I'll let 'em have all ten rounds!"
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When you hear a constant growl in your headset, it indicates you have to buy him a beer on return.