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[Danny42C]

"Hold her off, hold her off, Hoskins - give it a bit of power to help you on down !" ............. "But we are down, Sir - have been for some time !"

[Buster Hyman]

Oh great. Another reinforcement that pilots have big nuts!

[Danny42C]

"Chocks Away"........."they are away, Sir - but the thing still won't move !"

[WeeJeem]

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[CoffmanStarter]

When I said ... "all it needs is a couple of Avons strapped to it" ... I was talking engines not tyres

[pasta]

WeeJeem - you owe me a new keyboard...

[Buster Hyman]

Now if we had these in the trenches back in WW1, we would've shown the Hun a thing or two!

[Danny42C]

"Perhaps if we fitted it with JATO.....?"

[DirtyProp]

Hoskins, I don't think this new STC will be much of a success.
How much did you spend on it, again...?

[JAVELINBOY]

Over engineered by Jimmy de Ville he needs to re think this one

[c52]

These giant wheels weigh less than an ounce between them, and allow your r/c model to land safely on rough ground.

[Danny42C]

"It's still a bit light on the controls, Sir"......."Well, it would be, Hoskins - we're still
on the ground ! "

[CoffmanStarter]

Differential Braking ... You've got to be kidding me

[Danny42C]

"I think we'd better go back to the drawing board, Dr Boffin - wind tunnel results show that it'll reach Terminal Velocity before it leaves the ground !"

[Stanwell]

I'm sick and tired of replacing props!
Every time I try an STO, the damn thing just rotates about its axles.

[Buster Hyman]

Geez, how long is this flare?

[Buster Hyman]

There's been a complaint from the aircraft taxiing behind us. Basically, we need to go back to the gate and get some mud flaps fitted.

[Wensleydale]

You have little chance of joining the Mile High Club - your passenger is Virgo Intractor.

[WeeJeem]

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The concept had been less than a success on the Me163.
It had not transferred at all well to the PA18.

[andytug]

Originally Posted by WeeJeem

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The concept had been less than a success on the Me163.
It had not transferred at all well to the PA18.

Imagine the size of the arrestor barrier needed to catch those once they've been jettisoned......