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Old 1st May 2016, 14:51
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Righty-ho, I'll pick a winner later this evening, so a couple of hours left for those final side-splitters
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Old 1st May 2016, 15:03
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Ah, bugger it.
Look, see, there's a tug parked over there doing nothing?
Slip him a few bucks extra for valet parking and I'll see you in the bar.
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Old 1st May 2016, 15:31
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'Last one to the Bar is a Sissy ...'
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Old 1st May 2016, 19:00
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"There goes my No Claim Bonus !"
 
Old 1st May 2016, 20:02
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"Did it ever occur to you, Hoskins, that you might be better suited to some other occupation ?"....."No, but it sure does now !"
 
Old 1st May 2016, 20:10
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Look, I can do a handbrake turn right onto the stand at the end....whooops!
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Old 1st May 2016, 21:58
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Back.....Back.......keep going.......keep going................*off mic* Of course darling, soon as we've stopped I'll *BUMP* .............ohsh!t........You idiot, why didn't you see that coming?!?!?
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Old 2nd May 2016, 07:59
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OK, way too many good uns to name for for individual credit, I'll keep it short and sweet by passing the torch to Traffic_Is_Er_Was for
And that's After Shut Down check list complete. I'll just pass a couple of things on to the engineers and, ah, which way to the crew bus do you reckon?
Nice one, TIEW - you have control
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Old 2nd May 2016, 09:45
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Polite applause, Traffic.
That was a good one.
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Old 2nd May 2016, 09:55
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Lacrimae Rerum.

WeeJeem,

And there was me, thinking I had it in the bag !.....Beaten by a younger man, with a better Caption !....Ah, well (story of my life)...

Congratulations, Traffic_Is_Er_Was - nice one !
...And that's After Shut Down check list complete...
Was a Lincoln, landed after its very last trip. They were religiously running-down as per the book. Loud banging is heard at the rear. Two scrapyard maties have already set about the tail section with sledgehammers. (Don't know where, don't know when).

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Old 2nd May 2016, 13:09
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Thanks WeeJeem,

Hope this hasn't been used before:


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Old 2nd May 2016, 13:29
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The Little BrenGun That Could
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Old 2nd May 2016, 13:32
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When Dave and Barack played golf recently ... the British Army 'augmented' the US Secret Service Team
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Old 2nd May 2016, 13:39
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The British Army entry to the Santa Pod drag race was a tad optimistic
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Old 2nd May 2016, 13:51
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The NAFFI demonstrated their rapid response tea urn, unfortunately it was stone cold upon arrival
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Old 2nd May 2016, 13:57
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Tommy the Tank engine and friends.
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Old 2nd May 2016, 13:58
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Originally Posted by JAVELINBOY
The NAFFI demonstrated their rapid response tea urn, unfortunately it was stone cold upon arrival
at which point, presumably, they re tea urned to base?
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Old 2nd May 2016, 13:58
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There was an assumption that if it ever came up against a Panzer, then they'd be too low to hit.
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Old 2nd May 2016, 13:59
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This model was rejected by the MOD because it didn't get enough traction...
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