Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"I think one of the oleos is stuck up" ...... "No, the other tyre has gone soft !"

[jim's brother]

"My cost-saving idea of fitting 'Eco-tyres' to the fleet in order to reduce runway wear has unexpectedly improved our flight safety record to 100% because we've had no bookings since the work was completed," said flying club Chairman Nigellos Borne enthusiastically.

[WeeJeem]

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"What shall we call it?", he asked his wife.
"Beats me, John dear.", she replied.

[Danny42C]

"You've called out the AA, Hoskins ? - can't you do a simple job like changing a wheel ?"

[treadigraph]

"That's right sir, the pause is over - I can carry one air cadet in the rear seat, and fifteen in each tyre..."

[Wensleydale]

Its based upon the Royal Air Force model....more wheels than aircraft!

[Hempy]

F**k tundra tyres, I'm going Arctic!

[Danny42C]

"I think it's going to need a few mods before it goes into service !"

[jim's brother]

"Controlling the rather marked pitch-down on landing can be slightly tricky, so we're planning to fit a nosewheel as well" remarked designer H. Robinson.

[Dan Gerous]

Yeh... I don't think this ram-air inflation idea is going to work.

[Danny42C]

"It's a one-off for the Brobdingnagian Air Force - but they could only afford the wheels to start with !"

[Arm out the window]

"My pilots course mates were always telling me I'd buy the farm one day, the way I flew, so I just want to be ready."

[jim's brother]

"It's just so much cheaper than TFR."

[jim's brother]

"In echelon, we simply interlock treads and gently bounce up and down," explained John Dunlop, leader of the Air Force Pneumatic Team, the Black Circles.

[Buster Hyman]

Tower, this is Ghost Rider, requesting a drive by...

[Dan Gerous]

Does it come with a tricycle undercarriage?

[Danny42C]

"F-35 Cancelled, then what?"......"Well, at least it wouldn't burn a hole in a carrier deck !"

[NutLoose]

They're crossplys, can't you see it's not a radial.

[Dan Gerous]

Is that a space saver on the back?

[Danny42C]

" We'd better redesign the tailwheel to be retracting, Dr Boffin - that one's going to cause a hell of drag as it is !"