Caption competition

[WeeJeem]

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"Well, we need to decide. Do we hoist one ball for 'vessel at anchor' or do we hoist three balls for 'vessel aground' ?"

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, grab me the Wet Runway takeoff procedure Hoskins...

[Buster Hyman]

Right, what have I told you about waiting for the Honey Cart???

[Wander00]

So which one is "Goose"?

[Danny42C]

"Nay, lad. Soom silly booger's left it like that, an' tide's gone out !"

[WeeJeem]

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Pilot Throws Unruly Passengers Off Plane
Airliner makes unplanned stop at Goodwin Sands

[Danny42C]

"Tha's not gettin' me into that thing - look at t'big hole in't side !"

[WeeJeem]

The cast enjoy a brief pause during the filming of Sharks on a Plane.

[Buster Hyman]

Why do I feel like I'm about to be in an episode of Air Crash Investigation?

[Danny42C]

"Mark my words, no good'll come of this !"

[MPN11]

Looking at the passengers, George wondered what the Air Hostesses would look like.

[Danny42C]

The Magnificent Seven ?

[CoffmanStarter]

Iz not a plane it'z a Pedalo

[Cazalet33]

I booked a single ticket, not a shingle ticket!

[CoffmanStarter]

I just cast my faithful 'Salmon Tickler' fly and this thing appeared on the end of my line

[Danny42C]

The Magnificent Seven ?

Miscount - Ignore !

[Dan Gerous]

Welcome to Barra. You didn't bother reading the tide times then!

[Danny42C]

"It's all his fault - he's the baggage handler and he's turned up late !

[SASless]

Hum and Fake It Air sets a new record for Seat Pitch!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Right, according to the brochure, we now strip down to our togs, lather on the sunblock, and start building sand castles.