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Old 26th Sep 2016, 18:43
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Post-Flight Checks ... Refresh make-up, Clean teeth, Brush hair ...
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 18:47
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Ground crew installing fluffy cushions, make up mirrors and flock wallpaper.
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 18:56
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Natural Born Killer
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 18:58
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"Hey, Chuck, I've found her diary!"
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 20:49
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"The Air Force never had QFIs like this when I were a lad !"
 
Old 26th Sep 2016, 22:40
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Whaddda you mean we got to paint it in 50 shades of grey.
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 22:42
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Hey miss where do you want us to out the baby seat......................
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Old 26th Sep 2016, 22:44
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Ground crew were still struggling to remember their old mate Dave was now Gloria.
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Old 27th Sep 2016, 00:02
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Now Lieutenant, we are ready for your flight cadet graduation photo. Once those rwo pilots have got everything ready, you can get in and look suitably determined. But remember, don't touch anything!
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Old 27th Sep 2016, 00:05
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She's lost that loving feeling.
She's lo... No she hasn't.
Yes, she has.
She's not lost that lo...
Goose, she's lost it, man.
Come on! Aw sh... I hate it when she does that.
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Old 27th Sep 2016, 08:29
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We're not allowed to call it just a "Cockpit" any more - its also known as the "Box Office".
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Old 27th Sep 2016, 08:51
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"No, you may NOT take a photo of me with my kit off."
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Old 27th Sep 2016, 09:06
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Both my eyelash extensions came off when I pulled 4 G.

I thought for a moment that I had blacked out.

If the boys cant find them, then I shall have to miss the debriefing.

Last edited by Penny Washers; 28th Sep 2016 at 08:57.
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Old 27th Sep 2016, 09:17
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Those navy boys were starting to get a bit fresh with me until I told them aircraft have a golden rivet too - that was three hours ago.
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Old 27th Sep 2016, 11:51
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When they told me I'd be spending all my time on beechcraft, I thought they meant hobbycats and jetskis

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Old 27th Sep 2016, 13:59
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♫...."a mask that bears some lipstick traces......these foolish things"....♫
 
Old 27th Sep 2016, 14:17
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I had a great caption....but it wasn't PC.....

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Old 27th Sep 2016, 14:24
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With that smile it must have been a good ride
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Old 27th Sep 2016, 15:07
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The Lads had to be very careful when Hangar Flying as One had to be very precise when discussing Bunts.
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Old 27th Sep 2016, 15:32
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"It doesn't matter how great you make it look inside, I still don't like the colour."
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