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Old 29th Jul 2019, 18:47
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The Glorious Leader wants to know what happened to the silver submarine table centrepiece that was presented to us in 1974.
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Old 29th Jul 2019, 19:26
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"Prime Minister, you are doing it with your hands in your pockets - I find that using my left hand in a back-hand sort of motion like this, it feels like somebody else is doing it for me!"
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 06:59
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To ensure there can be no confusion, a caption for Nutty's picture.....

Think bubble above Kim's head. The distance I have to go to get a blowjob and hide it from the girlfriend. Think bubble above Hoskins head, (not in frame) Yum Yum Yum
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 07:10
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(For the current comp pic)

Subway would like to welcome our newest Franchise owner...
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 07:22
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"He says, thank God we've escaped that ****hole and we're going to Las Vegas. Send me charts of how to navigate to Las Vegas."
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 09:35
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For sheer determination and a ditty to match, the winner goes to

cavuman1

Second in the list of glorious winners is
Traffic was ere as

"Officer on phone: Ok, so decreasing the pressure inside didn't work? Let's try pressurising the boat. Maybe that will get him moving. He's stuck pretty tight in the hatch! "

was the one I thought off.

Runner up is Ivor TB

"He say send Wun Ping... how he know your name Wun Ping? "


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Old 30th Jul 2019, 13:36
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Thank you so much, NutLoose! I'm off to the store for a reprovisioning trip (beer), but shall have a picture posted by 1700 hrs. Zulu. In the interim, I shall place the coveted CST in a pram and push it a lot....

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Old 30th Jul 2019, 13:59
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Alright, Ladies and Gentlemen! It was either the Bristol Stool Chart or this amalgam of confusion:




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Old 30th Jul 2019, 14:15
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Come on Bloggs, buck up, I told you that today we would be doing "Unusual Positions"
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 14:27
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Well, it's safer than skydiving...
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 14:28
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I say Roger, I didn't know you'd been circumcised...
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 15:21
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....Don't move...I'll get you a towel...
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 15:22
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"This is nuts!"
"Concentrate Nutty!"
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 15:24
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The last thing we need is a stiff breeze!
Well, I can't help with the breeze but...
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 15:28
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After the Reds were grounded due to wing spar cracks during their tour of Chicago the Pilots need to keep practicing their display. However were dismayed at Circus1's suggestion about where to mount the Red White and Blue smoke nozzles
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 15:32
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During the Great depression the Circus acrobats were glad for any employment
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 15:34
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Hold it there boys we have a signal

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Old 30th Jul 2019, 16:02
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And just for balance...
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Old 30th Jul 2019, 17:21
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Red Bull gives you wings

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Old 30th Jul 2019, 17:24
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Is this what you had in mind to summon Batman, Commissioner Gordon?

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