Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Now I know how that ruddy camel felt when they put that last straw on his back - only it ain't no straw !"

[Danny42C]

"You can take this buddy-buddy business a shade too far !"

[cattletruck]

Turns out the new range finder was just another bum steer.

[Buster Hyman]

Oh yeah, you think I can't hit you with the rifle? Well, prepare yourself for my grenade launcher!!!

[Danny42C]

"Get on with it, and fire the bl00dy thing - the suspense is killing me !"

[Danny42C]

"I reckon this is a Cruel or Unusual Punishment - shouldn't be allowed !"

[CoffmanStarter]

When the pongoes ... I'll take aim

[Stanwell]

Being a former Naval man, Smithers adopted the traditional position for .. "Incoming!".

[Wander00]

In my day, Smith, it was prohibited, now it is positively encouraged

[Wander00]

Jones , can't you get anything right. When the bomb goes of you stick your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye

[ShyTorque]

"Cor, firing this thing really gets me excited!..."

"Yes, so I hear!"

[andytug]

"Watch where you put yourself or this really could go off half-cocked! "

[Hempy]

I thought you said you had an 18 inch barrel..

[NutLoose]

Long deep breaths and breath, be at one with the shooter.....pwwwarrp

[Hempy]

I guess this is no time to mention the RAF Rgt..

[andytug]

"Apparently this position is the best for clearing a stoppage...."

[Pontius Navigator]

Adopt the position

[CoffmanStarter]

My misunderstanding Sarge ... I thought you said I 'couldn't shoot through the eye of a needle'

[Arm out the window]

My smarty-pants brothers both joined the air force, one as a wheel chock and one as an NDB ident, but this'll really show them I've got what it takes too!

[NutLoose]

The Army shows off their crack shot.