Caption competition

[WeeJeem]

Private Ivanov was pretty sure that they had been ordered to Minsk, not to mince.

[Wander00]

I thought that when you brought me out here and you said you know how to kill a man without using your hands.....................

[Danny42C]

"We didn't really need to take the kitchen sink with us, did we, darling ?"

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

"That's alright luv, you should see my wife's handbag, its full of twice as much crap"

[Danny42C]

"I'll go for a stroll round, while you're putting up the tent, Dear!"

[Dan Gerous]

I see from your weapon, you're firing blanks. Let's step over to those woods.

[Danny42C]

"Let's see your Identity Card, soldier !"

[c52]

"Stand up straight, soldier!"

[Buster Hyman]

Well I'm sorry, but when you said you were looking for a bird to pull, I thought I was helping! How was I to know it was for the ejection seat?

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Trudging manfully along, Ivan's long held suspicions about that new marine recruit began to bear out.

[Buster Hyman]

Svetlana, 20, self employed from Moscow, enjoys walking through the fields, meeting new people, and collecting stray soldiers for her collection...

[Danny42C]

"The basic mistake was made when we let you women into the cave to sleep at night!

[NutLoose]

Looks like it's winding down, so I will score it tonight or tomorrow..

Last orders Ladies, Gentlemen and Buster

[Buster Hyman]

...and then, this Nutty chap said he was going to score tomorrow night! Well, "like hell" I thought, so I decided to start this charity walk and the rest is history!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Pvt. Ivanov wondered how long it would take the Princess to realize that he'd stopped clapping the coconut shells together some time ago.

[cattletruck]

But princess you told me it was that time of the month last week...

[Danny42C]

"Boots—boots—boots—boots—movin' up and down again!"

[Stanwell]

It's become apparent that, in their efforts to attract more women into the Services, Defence Recruiting really are clutching at straws.
(Or are they?)

[ValMORNA]

Squaddie: "Are you sure this is Weston-on-the-Green, lady?"

[CoffmanStarter]

Apparently, Comrade Private, we are about to engage NATO in nuclear war ... What shall we do until then ... Any suggestions ?