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Old 31st May 2016, 13:40
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Old 31st May 2016, 14:08
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"For F###'s Sake, take a shot ! - I want to scratch my bum !"
 
Old 31st May 2016, 14:35
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"Sarge.... About that 'See the world, lap-of-luxury' thing..."
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Old 31st May 2016, 14:43
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"I said i'm handy with a Glock... not a......"
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Old 31st May 2016, 15:00
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♫..."Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run ! "...♫
 
Old 31st May 2016, 16:33
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"Right. Three rounds, rapid fire. I want to see centre ring"
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Old 31st May 2016, 18:07
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Humm ... Browning ?
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Old 31st May 2016, 18:40
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He thought that the sergeant had told him that in order to pass the test he needed a good groupie.
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Old 31st May 2016, 18:59
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When they said my job was mainly a support role...




OK, who's the court martial fodder who put the Skids "Into The Valley" on the PA system
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Old 31st May 2016, 20:48
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After this I'll be the butt of all jokes
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Old 31st May 2016, 20:49
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The gas relief valve is at the end of the barrel housing.
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Old 31st May 2016, 20:51
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These new rim fire rounds are really cheeky
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Old 31st May 2016, 20:56
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What did you do during the war Daddy?
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Old 31st May 2016, 21:00
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With the Defence cutbacks, we couldn't afford the spotter scopes, so we had to find something useful for the sniper team no. 2's to do.
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Old 31st May 2016, 21:04
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PN (your #35795),
...After this I'll be the butt of all jokes...
Like it !...

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Old 31st May 2016, 21:05
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'Ere Nobby, what did you have for breakfast?
Beans on toast. Why?
Just have to allow for the windage, that's all.
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Old 31st May 2016, 21:19
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
What did you do during the war Daddy?
Nice try, already done
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Old 31st May 2016, 21:20
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Originally Posted by Arm out the window
"What did you do in the war, Dad?"
"I don't like to talk about it, son."
Like this here
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Old 1st Jun 2016, 00:38
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Like this here
Ah yes, but I used Daddy...huge difference...

Okay, okay...I have Nutty syndrome. There, I said it!
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Old 1st Jun 2016, 01:22
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