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Old 13th Jul 2016, 09:47
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007, eat your heart out!
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 09:48
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I wonder why Chuck Yeager turned down this assignment...
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 09:54
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This new towing equipment at O'Hare needs to be improved...
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 11:39
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Constable Gadget came to the conclusion that, yes, he could dare to dream of the possibility of one day making Inspector.
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 11:39
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Man, you should see how fast I can go if I take these glasses off!
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 13:09
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Sir I have bonded you to ground but please don't phart while I complete the refueling process otherwise we are both in trouble
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 13:43
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Q was feeling optimistic that his new 'Briefcase Brake Chute' would come into its own...
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 13:52
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"Now listen, 007, do make sure you remove this before entertaining a lady, as it's only a two stroke."
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 15:06
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To say Felix Leiter was jealous was the ultimate understatement.
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 15:45
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Eurosport had gone to some lengths in order to interview the Yellow Jersey during the Tour de France.
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 15:50
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"Would you also like a squirt of two-stroke oil on your hair as usual, Sir?"
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 16:16
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Once you've filled the tank, can you have a look around for where I've left my white cane?
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 16:16
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Auto throttle? Yes, see the rubber band around my thumb?
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 16:18
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Yes the glasses look cool, but they have their drawbacks. Sometimes I don't notice I've got it in reverse before I squeeze the throttle.
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 16:49
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"Will you be taking advantage of our cash discount, Mr. Cooper?"

"Of course, but please just call me D.B."
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 16:54
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British Leyland's latest entry into the UK Auto Market was a version with all of its past engineering and design problems removed.
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 17:42
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Shanghai Automotive Industry Corporation, owners of the historic Austin Motor Company, have appropriately named their innovative PURV (Powerful Utility Roller Vehicle) the "權力 " (Powers).
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 18:14
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"Acceleration check"....."V1"....."Rotate"....."WTF do I do now ?"
 
Old 13th Jul 2016, 19:39
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Yes sir, I appreciate that but your rental agreement specifically says VW Golf "or equivalent". Look, I'll throw in a free tank of gas...
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Old 13th Jul 2016, 21:07
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"Be careful not to get stuck in the tramlines, Hoskins !"
 



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