Translation follows...
Once upon a time, must been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LABMO-TORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRE CRITICIZER set woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'll's an' sissy-boys!
De cocksucker done whiffed up a secret POTIUM... an' right 'long wid it, de ATROCIOUS IDEA dat what he be boilin' up down deahhhh jes' mights be de FINAL SOLUTIUM to DE WHITE MAIN'S BOIDENNNN, ef yo' acquire my drift.
Well, he were sure he had a GOOD THING GOIN'... but, dere was always de possobility dat somethin' might f up, so he planned to have a little test, jes' to check it all out befo' dump't it in de wattuh supply.
(Frank Zappa, modern day philosopher).