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Old 24th Feb 2016, 17:48
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A poor landing at DairyLee on Solent.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 17:50
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...and so the tins of processed cheese in the Compo 10 man pack were labelled Ham F (shorthand for Ham Fisted).
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 17:50
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Its an EmmenTail Dragger.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 17:55
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Undoubtedly "Black Bomber".
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 17:58
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It was explained at the Board of Enquiry that the pilot thought that this was a Feta worse than death.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 18:05
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Wensleydale is whey too prolific!
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 18:07
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"You're meant to be bombing the range, Bloggs - not riding it!"
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 18:08
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After a too many training accidents under civilian contract, the Air Force Board accused the flying companies of employing cowboys.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 18:09
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No Bloggs, these cows do NOT have stall warning horns.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 18:10
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The body of one of the cows was butchered by the head of Joint Operations.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 18:11
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What's the weather like Topside?
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 18:11
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Flight trials were not going too well for the Bristol Brisket.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 18:14
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Bloggs failed to return from his first sortie sausage side.
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 18:29
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"I'm sure that the cows were singing at us when we landed, sir"


"How do you know that Bloggs?"


"It sounded like Mooed music."


"How do you know it wasn't the sheep in the next field?"


"They only know a few baahs."


"I don't see any sheep here now".


"No sir - I heard the farmer shout to his dog "Get the flock out of here!"
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 18:48
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Wensley .. Yarg Yarg Yarg ! 🧀
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 19:07
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Camon, Bert, this cheese is well past it's best before date..

(and so is my spelling.... )
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 19:22
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This aircraft isn't going any further, go get the caerphilly
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 19:29
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Well Bloggs... You certainly took the steeple off the church during that forced landing ... The Bishop is in a Stinking mood
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Old 24th Feb 2016, 22:05
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Ok the thread has turned to cheese puns... We really need a judgement now!
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Old 25th Feb 2016, 01:27
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Look at all that cheese said Buster flashing his parts
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