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[WeeJeem]

No, Private Ivanov, when I told you to put it on gumtree this is not what I meant.

[c52]

Someone's nicked my wheels!

[Danny42C]

"You can't leave that there 'ere !"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

I can hear it, but I'll be buggered if I can see it!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Misplacing the last page of their intelligence brief on how the Swedish AF was using roads for runways was proving problematical for the Red AF.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ok Cadet Smirnoff, once you have commenced your takeoff roll, V1 should come up around about the phone booth a couple of blocks down, and you should be at VR adjacent to the bus stop shortly after. If you time it right, you should catch all the green lights. Any questions?

[WeeJeem]

Pilot Officer Ivanov began to think that he should have reacted to the bypass warning light.

[Buster Hyman]

Note to Maint: TFR needs adjusting.

[PDR1]

New COMINT Mig 21 variant checks the word on the street...

[DirtyProp]

"Baby you can drive my car..."

[Buster Hyman]

I said avoid the side walk. Who said anything about a sidewinder?

[Surplus]

After the successful 'Yes' vote in the 2nd referendum, Morag McTavish, the Scottish Defence minister, inspects the Scottish Air Force.

[Danny42C]

"This is another fine mess you've gotten us into, Hoskins !"

[WeeJeem]

Looking back, the ghost of Pilot Officer Ivanov now calmly accepted that he
had picked exactly the wrong time and the wrong place for a 0-0 bangout.

[ShyTorque]

S'okay. He's got a blue disabled badge.

[Danny42C]

"Well the round-out was fine, Hoskins - but things went downhill after that !"

[Danny42C]

"Damn' jay-walker !"

[Buster Hyman]

Too close for Rockets, switching to guns....

[Wensleydale]

So which bright spark suggested to "Use the Force, Luke"?

[c52]

"Gentlemen, here is a reason not to spend 30 years developing a fighter aircraft. Believe it or not, these fine, mature trees were only a twinkle in the town planners' eyes when we started construction."