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Base turned out as requested to welcome Staish's new wife....
Would arrive in red van they said.
Wearing a wool coat they said.
Grew up abroad they said.
Red Van turned up and we did as told.......... nobody said she arrived 5 minutes later by taxis.
Would arrive in red van they said.
Wearing a wool coat they said.
Grew up abroad they said.
Red Van turned up and we did as told.......... nobody said she arrived 5 minutes later by taxis.
SQ thought he was really smart, he told old lady with the black cat and broom outside, what to do when she complained about flying over her house.
I just laughed at others saying she was a witch.
I just laughed at others saying she was a witch.
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Bloody Germans, they'll stick their towels anywhere.
As an aside, reminds me of an incident on an SOs NBC course at Winterbourne Gunner. Cue nerve agent film, goat twitches and falls dead. Half Colonel in back row to CO of some Welsh regiment sitting in front of him "Your regimental goat I think". Result - fisticuffs in the rear of the cinema
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Bleeting the retreat was never the same again
"Military Intelligence's" job referral program had a job description that required a new recruit who was outstanding in their own field.
Private Bloggs figured he would get the reward as he allowed the new recruit to walk forward.
Private Bloggs figured he would get the reward as he allowed the new recruit to walk forward.
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