Caption competition

[DirtyProp]

"This is the last time I choose someone named Andrea as partner, damn it!"

[Danny42C]

"But if we fire our rifles, will not the recoil propel us back where we started ? Did not the Herr Professor Isaac Newton state that....... ?"

[c52]

"You in swimming trunks at the back - get on the ice now and show the others how the master race dresses for sport!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

The "Gun Run" at the 1940 Amsterdam Tattoo left a little to be desired in the crowd spectacle department.

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

Things were becoming a little too competitive when the Scottish National Curling Team changed their brooms for machine-guns

[Pontius Navigator]

I told you they don't like it up 'em

[dazdaz1]

First one back wins the bullets.

[Danny42C]

"You two men at the back ! - you're on a charge for Being Idle on Skates !"

[WeeJeem]

""Look, all I'm saying is that I thought he said the Germans have skirted the Maginot Line.
Now, about tonight's dance..."

[SASless]

This is a nice way to skate during Pack Drill!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Members of the Russian Army skate team soon realised that any signs of slacking off during training would be dealt with harshly.

[ShyTorque]

Soldier 1 at rear of photo, not moving:
"Why won't my skates go?"

Soldier 2, also not moving:
"We've run into Chock ice!"

[Danny42C]

"You there ! Where did you find that Lewis Gun ? And where's the drum ?"

[Wensleydale]

Rink and File?

[Buster Hyman]

Ok, told you it needed to be a quick one. (Nutty knows all about those....)

3rd...JavelinBoy's

The arrest squad set off in hot pursuit of Tonya Harding

2nd, Wensleydales

More accusations of cheating at the Winter Olympics emerge as a member of the Russian team is thought to have used a machine gun rather than a rifle in the biathlon relay.

And our last winner for 2016....WeeJeem!!! (possibly a first win I think) with

"Oh, quit bitching! At least they haven't invented Lycra yet..."

All the best for 2016 Captioneers!!!!!

[JAVELINBOY]

Well done WeeJeem a second win I think.
All the best for 2016 to Buster and all who frequent this thread

[WeeJeem]

Why thank you, kinds sirs
IHC, picture coming up shortly...

[WeeJeem]

Thanks to all for a lot of fun (and sprayed coffee!) throughout 2015 - I wish you a happy Hogmanay and health'n'wealth in the coming year

Sooooo, without further ado: to carry us into 2016, I give you....

[Dan Gerous]

I'll never complain about the toilet facilities on the Hercules again!