Caption competition

[Pontius Navigator]

Now I'll teach them to call me Fagot.

[reds & greens]

'Why dis grass grow quicker dan my hair...?'

[Wander00]

That's it, last time, now we can stop the fund raising that has kept it flying

[Danny42C]

"....Silent.....in wild surmise...."

[Dan Gerous]

FFS don't roll it, the Boss is watching.

[Danny42C]

"Is that all that's serviceable, Comrade General ?"

[Skycop]

What do you mean, we've eaten all the dogs? Fetch me the AA gun....

[Buster Hyman]

"Well, that's the last one away ! Shall we put out the lights, Glorious Leader, and go too ?"

"You know we don't have lights here...wait a minute...GUARDS! WE HAVE A SPY!!!!!"

[SASless]

Yes Dear Leader....against these the Lightning was good!

[Danny42C]

General (thinks): "the thing's propelled by hot air - just like you !"

[Buster Hyman]

But this is more like a goat track than an Alley! Decadent Westerners have no idea....

[exuw]

The Yung-Fat Wun looks on dejectedly as the last flight for a fortnight leaves out of Sharm el-Sheikh.

[WeeJeem]

Of course, the general had seen Yoda lift the X-Wing, but until now had assumed it had all been done with special effects.

[exuw]

Crombie unveil their advertising campaign image for Christmas 2015.

[Danny42C]

"Wull ye no come back again ?"

[Arm out the window]

"Yes, cutting edge technology all right Dear Leader ... oh, sorry, I was talking about your hair clippers. The aeroplane? It's an antique!"

[Danny42C]

"And that, Glorious Leader, concludes our 2015 Air Display !"

[WeeJeem]

Pilot-Officer Lan Park Un-Pee had had enough of caption competitions - he just wanted a winner announced so that he could live up to his name.

[cattletruck]

Special lunch order on its way.

[NutLoose]

"OK, found him and you're correct he isn't wearing a tabbard, but do you want to come down from the tower and tell him that?"