Caption competition

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

The crew looked forward to completing thirty missions over Germany. However, the reward of pulling pussy was NOT what they thought.

[Kiltrash]

You say that if you survive the war, when you become President this cat will have the run of the White House

Lads.. George is nuts

[ShyTorque]

"Pussy with a string? That reminds me, the wife's off limits this week"

[Flap Track 6]

Hey buddy, can I have your pussy if you don't make it back?

[Flap Track 6]

This here's my lucky pussy. It would be a catastrophe if I were to lose her ...

[Flap Track 6]

Cat thinks: "What's this jerk doing perpetuating feline stereotypes as being easily diverted using a bit of string? Doesn't he realise I'm a fully trained Navigator?"

[PingDit]

Cat: "I could do with that when I'm playing 'Deck-landings' on the mess dining tables!"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Ok, I pull this string and his Mae West inflates. You two guys back there take the bets on how far the cat goes.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Later, out in the vastness of the Pacific, with fuel reserves dwindling, Zeke and Bud wished they'd paid more attention during the briefing.

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

....and much later on when those fuel reserves dwindled, and the cold Pacific lapped around his ears, Zeke was confused as to why his mae-west had more holes in it than a sieve.

[dazdaz1]

Good for a barter if we get shot down over Korea.

[PingDit]

Cat... "String! Too rough for me, I only play with nice fluffy wool!"

[PingDit]

When they said the uniform'd be a pussy magnet, we should have known that there'd be strings attached!

[Kiltrash]

Maverick and Goose wonderring why the Fleet Carrier had a supply of cats, then were told it was for use as reuseable toilet rolls.

[exuw]

Atomic Kitten entertain the guys on V-Force QRA stand down.

[Danny42C]

Cat: "I think this lot are raving bonkers - but I'd better string along with them !"

[54Phan]

"In spite of reasonably successful sea trials, the Grumman F4F-13, affectionately known as the "Housecat", never entered production......

[Danny42C]

"Where's the cat flap ? I'm outa here !"

[CoffmanStarter]

Goggles ... Check .... String .... Check .... Protective Clothing ... Check ...

Let the Neutering commence

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Such simple creatures. Give them a piece of string, and they're entertained for hours. Then there's the cat....