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Old 15th Nov 2013, 18:58
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Where did you get that pic of Fox3 and his Nav from ... But where's the Banana
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 19:23
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If they come back in with a metal hat, leg it.
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 20:31
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Jeez, use some deodorant, why dont you.
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 20:54
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Boscombe Down Proof of Concept Program Trials proved successful.
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 21:12
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Bubbles later regretted volunteering for the Michael Jackson job.
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 21:13
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Cold War, Hot Jets. Chapter 3. British Aviation Today.
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 21:18
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The RAF's other PVR program, Procuring Volunteer Rhesus's
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 21:18
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"God, I hate QFI Check rides"





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Old 15th Nov 2013, 21:23
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After much testing, Monkeys as aircrew were deemed unsuitable for flight crew. Unlike human pilots they expected to be fed regularly, housed in decent quarters and respected by their seniors.
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 21:26
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Front seater: look squirrel , squirrel !

Back seater: Good Lord ! grow up ! You sound like a human pilot
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 21:29
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FFS get it sorted of that bloke in the bag will think he's in control!
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 21:36
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BAE Systems bid for the Nimrod Mk 5 contract.

(Sorry SASless, our submissions crossed in the ether. No plagiarism intended.)
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 21:53
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"This is Danny Boy. Authenticate Foxtrot Oscar"
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 22:03
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Honestly, I hate flying with a Nav. I feel like I've got a Monkey on my back...

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Oh, while you're at it, ask her for a Diet Coke for me thanks.

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Geezuzz Frank, are you nit picking again?

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No you idiot, the other circuit breaker! We'll never get into Ryanair if you keep getting it wrong!
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 22:10
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Next thing you know they will be letting Wimmen fly!
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 23:10
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Let's ask Roy Hodgson, who feeds who again?
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 23:11
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I'm NOT lost....... just unsure of our position!
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Old 15th Nov 2013, 23:14
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I've told you before, Navigation is an art, not a science; so get on and fly this bloody thing while I sort myself out!
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Old 16th Nov 2013, 02:17
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Yes Sir! Frank & I have the "Right Stuff"...how many grams do you need?
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Old 16th Nov 2013, 06:45
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