Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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Damn! The diet hasn't worked!
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Memo to all crews: Use of the Caption Competition is strictly forbidden during short finals when the subject matter contains scantily clad females!
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"Is that the Skipper at the cockpit door?"
"Yeah, and he don't look 'appy"
"Why's that?"
"Well 'e was on the Elsan down the back"
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"Skip, The Nav says he's picking up a lot of ground clutter on the radar"
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"It's no good, we're going to have to offload some of the pies from the fwd galley"
When I says WHOA, I means WHOA !...........ummmm...never mind
This is what happens when you end up rushing to the gate because you didn't go before the the flight 
