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Old 26th Jun 2015, 08:53
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"I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfir.... awww sh*t that's gonna stain........."
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 08:56
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I'm an armourer....but don't tell my Mum! She thinks that I'm working in a brothel in Vegas.
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 09:10
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Sure we are going to remake "Dr Strangelove", but sexier


(OK, shows my age a bit.......)
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 10:27
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Ordnance, What ordnance, there's ordnance in that photo, where?

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Old 26th Jun 2015, 11:06
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Weapons of Mass Distraction
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 11:11
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Debbie does Moscow
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 11:12
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Well, this'll be some bang!
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 11:31
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"That reminds me, Chief, we'll need the 2500L jugs on it as well."
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 11:51
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"Hi, I was told If I came over here, there was a bicycle parking facility"
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 11:52
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US reports a huge increase to its war chest.
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 11:53
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"Erm, I don't think Chiefy meant that when he told you to grease both of the bomb shackles"
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 11:53
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The battle of norks drift.
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 11:55
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 11:57
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"Ohhh, so that's how you bomb disposal chappesses do it, I thought you had some special tool to suck the fuses out"
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 11:58
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"Chief, why do you call her the Limpet Mine?"
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 12:10
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Bombs or Bazookas ... Difficult choice Chief
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 12:12
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Yes Chief ... we'll be practicing the 'over the shoulder' lob technique on this sortie
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 12:13
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"71 to go...71 to go..."
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 12:16
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I've just noticed that the RRH Tyre on the Ford Pick-Up is 'under inflated' ... that's dangerous
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Old 26th Jun 2015, 12:21
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I think she's got a boom job.
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