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[Penny Washers]

Amazon must be in real trouble with their drone delivery service. This is the third time we have had to bail them out this week. Now - where's the next drop?

[Buster Hyman]

I said take the collective, not a collection!

[Dan Gerous]

I don't think much of this blind flying training aid.

[Dan Gerous]

A map you say? Never had to bother with any of this stuff when I was on Tornados.

[Dan Gerous]

Doc, I understand the need to do eye tests, but shouldn't I be reading this chart from the wall in your surgery?

[Dan Gerous]

Looks easy enough. It says remove red sticker from backing paper, and apply to tail.

[Cubanate]

Now, how do you transition from the hover?

[Burnt Fishtrousers]

"Right Phil, 5 across begins with N..clue is "acronym denoting means of communicating military or other aviation activity to airmen""

[treadigraph]

Ah, it's from the Boss, he's just had a torrid ten minutes on the 'phone about squadron low flying with a Mrs Harrington-ffoulkes-Smythe of The Manor, Little Chipping Sodall. Can we give her a buzz and really rattle the crockery. The coordinates are...

[Buster Hyman]

"Now to some questions from our viewers. This one's from Ms. Felicity Umbrage of Rugby who 'd like to get her hands on a Pilots big Chopper. Well, I hope you're as satisfied as I am Felicity!..."

[pasta]

Wow, these varifocal prescription sunglasses are amazing, I can hold the map right up to my nose and still focus on it! Right, I have control.....

[pasta]

According to the map, we should make landfall in another 5 minutes

[pasta]

I've found a picture of that thing you found on the seat; apparently it's called a "Jesus nut".

[Kiltrash]

Right so flight plan is for 20 VERY tight circuits over Buck House to make it look like we have more than 1 operational Puma
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Right so Prince Andrew that's St Andrews taken care off now over to Turnberry. Now are you sure golf jolly's are chargeable to mummy?

[Big Pistons Forever]

Lots of good ones for this picture, even Nutty has exceeded his usual low standards

[Danny42C]

"The junk that gets stuffed through our letterbox these days !"

[NutLoose]

Thanks BPF I was going to let it run over the weekend if everyone is happy.

[Danny42C]

"Causing obstruction with a motor vehicle ? ...... Damn it ! - a criminal record at last !"

[pasta]

I'm up to page 146, and still no mention of how to lower the undercarriage. How much fuel do we have remaining?

[Dan Gerous]

Cor blimey, look at the sand filters on that.