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Old 15th Jun 2015, 09:12
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Immediate Action Drill - Nuclear
  • Immediately don ones all protective fluorescent tabbard.
  • Note:- If time is available for maximum protection don additional fluorescent trousers.
  • Lie down somewhere comfortable facing the blast.
  • Tuck in all exposed skin under the body.
  • Recite the Health and Safety at Work Act 1974 section 4, subsection 5a/ paras 15-21, often referred to as "the Anti Nuclear Mantra"
  • Die.
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