Caption competition

[Flap Track 6]

No, Mr Wong, I said "Measure the recruits' IQ".

[exuw]

The People's Liberation Army Navy ensures that every new recruit undergoes intensive training as to how to tie his snots.

[NutLoose]

Your in the navy now, and men must maintain a gap of under two feet from each other sailor.

[exuw]

Ensign Chang, the lower-deck Entertainment Section's latest recruit, gets measured up for his Fu Manchu moustache fitting by the CPO (Wardrobe).

[Arm out the window]

[Arm out the window]

"Only two things come out of Guangzhou, sailor - steers and queers, and I don't see no horns on you ... oh, hang on, yes I do, let me just drop the tape measure a bit and see what we have here!"

[NutLoose]

"Standardisation is nothing to be sniffed at young man"














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[NutLoose]

The only Korweeea in this mans Navy is in the title, now move over so that fat **** our beloved leader can join you for the photocall.

[NutLoose]

Thinks.... " he is worry about spacing, but I get my owns back, i flaunt my hat band tassles in fwont of my shouwlders"

[Buster Hyman]

Holy Crap, they are all flat!

[NutLoose]

Far to much room Mr O'Leary, we could add at least another seat onto the end of each row on your 737 aircraft.

[SATCOS WHIPPING BOY]

Korean navy chief was bemused that the parade always looked a little skewed. He narrowed the culprit down to being Ensign Won Ki Nohs.

[Arm out the window]

"And I was going for the Guinness record for the longest trail of snot, and I said to Dolly 'Get the camera', because they need proof ..."

(apologies to Derek and Clive)

[Wensleydale]

"...and who are you calling 'Big Nose', Big Nose!"

[Buster Hyman]

Failing the "Brown" test meant that Able Seaman Phlegm was not eligible for promotion this year.

[622]

Slowing down a bit, so judging will be later today!

[Cows getting bigger]

As a rule, I don't put-out on the first date.

[Danny42C]

"Size does matter, sailor !"

[622]

Ok, time to call this one....


..The 622 chuckleometer has been checked and the results are:


Runner up is CoffmanStarter with:


'I have no live rounds or empty cartridges in my possession ... Sir !' ... 'You tell lie, your nose get bigger'


..But the winner is Wensleydale with:


"The Duke of Edinburgh is mathematically correct....Damn!"


Well done Sir, over to you!

[Wensleydale]

Oh dear - I am running out of photographs...however, try this one with a bit of historical context!