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"We really need to get one a saddle my dear"
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He's an Officer AND a Gentleman, even gave me his own gloves to keep my hands warm. Hope the poor dear doesn't get too cold or I'll have to thaw him out somehow.
Passenger.......I say Bob you drive like a girl
Driver......Well thank you sir
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Driver.....Help the breaks have failed
Passenger....well that's lucky the doors were open
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Driver. ...this contraption has 6 reverse gears but only 1 forward
Passenger.....Well it is a Italian design
Driver......Well thank you sir
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Driver.....Help the breaks have failed
Passenger....well that's lucky the doors were open
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Driver. ...this contraption has 6 reverse gears but only 1 forward
Passenger.....Well it is a Italian design
Driver......Sir sir we would go a lot faster if you peddled as well
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Driver .....Siir sir we would go a lot faster if when we go round a right hand bend you leaned right out behind my bottom
Passenger......hmm
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Driver .....Siir sir we would go a lot faster if when we go round a right hand bend you leaned right out behind my bottom
Passenger......hmm
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"I say it's a raspy old engine.. what!"
"No Sir, I just farted"
"No Sir, I just farted"
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"When I leave the RAF Maude, I intend to grow a beard and take up politics, you mark my word, this Corbyn is going places"
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Can't go any faster Sir, your ears are creating too much drag...