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Old 7th May 2015, 14:02
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OK ... Could someone have a word with Barnes Wallis ... His Geodetic airframe construction method worked just fine ... But his new Lego Construction Method might need a bit more work
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Old 7th May 2015, 14:18
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The Vulture Squadron takes delivery of it's first Sh1te Hawk Bomber Mk1 ... W/C Dastardly and P/O Muttley strap in for their Conversion Flight
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Old 7th May 2015, 14:20
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Hands up ... We need a volunteer to undertake Spinning Trials
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Old 7th May 2015, 14:23
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Yep ... That's what the F-35 looks like when you remove all the GRP Fairings
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Old 7th May 2015, 14:32
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"Welcome to the greenhou... errr, cockpit Captain, If you would like to take a seat, I will just move my tomato plants out of the way"




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Old 7th May 2015, 15:59
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"And as you can see from up here you have a stunning view out front of the aircraft, sadly the brace of 16 inch guns we plan to fit in this turret are running late"
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Old 7th May 2015, 16:16
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The Green Party unveils its replacement for the entire RAF

"It runs on lentils, it's entirely made of recycled HASs, and can be used as Installation Art when World Peace is achieved next year!!"

"Yes, but........will it fly?"
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Old 7th May 2015, 16:22
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Gustave Eiffel comes out of retirement to design the new airbus.
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Old 7th May 2015, 16:39
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If it ain't Boeing
I ain't going.

Er...
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Old 7th May 2015, 16:41
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I don't care what the specification said, that is NOT the UK's new MPA
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Old 7th May 2015, 17:08
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"Will the last man aboard please remember to close the door !"
 
Old 7th May 2015, 18:56
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'Will it really float?' 'Not if you leave the door open..'
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Old 7th May 2015, 19:20
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"Yes, the undercarriage fairings are specially shaped to reduce the radar cross-section".
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Old 7th May 2015, 19:43
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After years of meetings, the committee finally unveiled its air bridge aerodynamic test bed.
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Old 7th May 2015, 19:58
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The Great Caspian Sea Monster Mk. II ready for Sea Trials !
 
Old 7th May 2015, 21:31
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Antonov's design philosophy : if you put enough engines on it, anything will fly, was soon to be put to the test.
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Old 7th May 2015, 21:34
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No, this is the parasite fighter. The mothership arrives tomorrow.
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Old 7th May 2015, 21:54
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"That thing'll never fly !"
 
Old 7th May 2015, 22:28
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Starks first design for the SHIELD Helicarrier left Nick Fury speechless.
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Old 7th May 2015, 22:32
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The engineers at Kalinin got advice from Airbus about how to break the news about weight increases & range reductions to their customers. Money well spent.
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