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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:41
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Brian was regretting his decision to become a RPAS pilot.
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:45
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OK smart ar$e ... I know I said ... "see if you can put it on the piano keys"
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:48
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Sir ... are you sure this is a 'non toppling' Artificial Horizon
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:50
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Yes Bloggs ... I know I said "stick controls speed" ... but we have wheel brakes for the Tarmac
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 13:36
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When I said put it on the Piano keys, I didn't mean play Chopsticks!
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 13:37
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When it came to his Husky conversion, young Skywalker's mastery of the Force proved rather imperfect.
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 13:37
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Aaaaaand, fire the JATO's....you did attach them right?
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 13:39
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"Do you have the Runway in sight?"
"...it was there a second ago..."
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 14:26
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Harrison Ford at the 12th tee.
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 15:01
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"...and when I tap the dashboard I'd like you to demonstrate an emergency stop"

"TAP"

"Oops sorry, silly me - wrong driving test".
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 16:24
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"My next trick is impossible !"
 
Old 6th Mar 2015, 16:26
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Clearly a helicopter pilot
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 16:28
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IHAVECONTRO..........nevermind
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 16:31
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"Damn' windshear !"
 
Old 6th Mar 2015, 17:40
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 17:45
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As you can see Bloggs, the P factor increases with AOA.
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 17:53
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""I did what you said, Sir - turned everything loose, closed my eyes and started on the Lord's Prayer - then this happened !"
 
Old 6th Mar 2015, 17:53
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Bloggs ... Normally when we do a compass swing we don't bother with magnetic inclination
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 18:16
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"It saw a mouse !"
 
Old 6th Mar 2015, 18:35
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When I asked "have you flown taildraggers" this isn't what I meant!
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