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Avoid imitations
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Yes, sir, it's just been delivered. Ten years ago we were going to buy an off the peg bugle for a tenner, but then MOD procurement got involved.
By order of the High Command
"Silent Night" will be broadcast to all personel deployed on the front lines.
"Silent Night" will be broadcast to all personel deployed on the front lines.
We have blown up every chimney for miles how will Santa get our presents to us ? Wait I have an idea........
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"Ahhh those, they are ze politician enema machines, ya they are big, but zo are ze arseholes ve stick em upem."
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Thank you for taking the literal translation of Kamikaze (divine wind), but it wasn't what I had in mind...
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All set to go. Just waiting on the lube now....
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We call it, the Ghetto Blaster.
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All set to go. Just waiting on the lube now....
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We call it, the Ghetto Blaster.
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"Yes, we use those to milk the WRAC's otherwise they get fractious"
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" They are the triple A, but in this damp we cannot get better that a B flat"
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"Ahh those, the MOD sent us some ski equipped artillery and when we pointed out it never snows here, they turned up 6 months later, apparently they are the worlds first snow makers and cost a fortune"
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"We captured them in Jericho"