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Old 7th Apr 2015, 21:41
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Hi,....Pizza Hut? So about this delivery on target & inside ten minutes or it's free deal.........
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Old 7th Apr 2015, 21:43
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"Yes Sir, UFOs, and there are sh1t loads of them!!! What? The TV has gone fuzzy and I need to turn the aerial???/ But what about the UFOS?"
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Old 7th Apr 2015, 21:46
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"That's all??..you're telling me the UK has 7 paratroopers left??"

"Think yourself lucky the RAF could find an aircraft to drop them from"
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Old 7th Apr 2015, 22:01
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What's that?...Prince Andrew's in the clear...Roger, returning to base...
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Old 7th Apr 2015, 22:02
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Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy...
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Old 7th Apr 2015, 22:03
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Little early on the climb out there Hoskins. The Para's were aiming for the next field...
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Old 7th Apr 2015, 22:19
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 00:09
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"Hello Sir, someone has pinched my horse! Yes Sir, I still have the saddle."
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 00:12
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Yah boss it worked great ! A case of beer to the Herc crew and the REMF's from HQ have got at least a 2 mile walk to get back to the trucks
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 00:18
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The Number 2 guy ? Oh that would be "Fatty" Jones, .......and you also want to know who is No 5 in the stick ? let me think ...... Well I am pretty sure it is "The Hulk" Johnson.
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 00:19
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Typical Para's always with the showboat entrance, me I just took the city bus.
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 00:22
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What What What, I can't understand a thing you are saying on the sat phone, just a sec let me ring you on my mobile.....
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 02:08
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"....Race 6, number 5..."
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 04:13
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"EJECT, EJECT, EJECT! Hahaha, just joking. April Fools!

....hello??"
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 07:10
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 07:15
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Where's the Landrover .... THUD ... Oops
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 07:21
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"I am sure the CIO said my career would be spent on the plane, not the plain Sir"
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 07:25
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Old 8th Apr 2015, 07:34
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"The pathfinders have arrived and are setting up the DII terminal now!"
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