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Old 1st Apr 2015, 11:00
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Ok, I think I see why the heatseekers are locking on so easily...
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Old 1st Apr 2015, 11:01
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An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.


With love from the Jaguar Force
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Old 1st Apr 2015, 13:04
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That's what happens when the afterburners are fitted back-to-front
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Old 1st Apr 2015, 14:03
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Investigation into spate of tailpipe fires on Luftwaffe F4s centres on one fuel bowser.

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Old 1st Apr 2015, 14:47
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♫ "Keep the Home Fires Burning" ♫
 
Old 1st Apr 2015, 15:14
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Bet he still won the debrief!
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Old 2nd Apr 2015, 08:22
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Previously classified pictures of Maverick's Dad's infamous 'oxy mask and hair gel' incident, which led to a lot of his son's subsequent attitude.
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Old 2nd Apr 2015, 08:45
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Will let it run another day? as they are still coming in thick and fast

Buster, hope things went well yesterday morning with your official duties.
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Old 2nd Apr 2015, 09:20
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Test of the F35 fire suppression system on an F4 test airframe achieve the expected results......
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Old 2nd Apr 2015, 13:13
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Nah, I learnt in on a Det. It's how the Texas ANG prepares BBQ ribs...
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Old 2nd Apr 2015, 13:19
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Mod results in. RCS down, heat signature slightly elevated..
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Old 2nd Apr 2015, 17:02
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Ok Scoring tomorrow, so don't get cross.
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Old 2nd Apr 2015, 18:59
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"I thought suttee had been abolished !"

(You might have to look this one up; in this case the WSO was mourning her Pilot; he'd gone on safari in Kenya, something he disagreed with ate him).
 
Old 2nd Apr 2015, 19:03
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"Keep the fire in till we get back, Hoskins ".
 
Old 2nd Apr 2015, 19:42
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The Board of Inquiry noted that after the flypast at the Cranwell graduation parade, the pilot threw the tech log into the fire and ran away, claiming that he had never even flown that day.

OR:
(with apologies to "The Who")

"That deaf dumb and blind kid, sure plays a mean low ball"
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Old 2nd Apr 2015, 19:46
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"Hot Start" the pilot said. What a crock of SHYTE ! the idjit went and melted the F*ucker !
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Old 2nd Apr 2015, 19:47
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Fire exercise complete, obey all further alarms.
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Old 2nd Apr 2015, 21:10
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"It's the new Sacred Flame, dont'cher know".
 
Old 2nd Apr 2015, 22:27
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You know, we might just have saved it if we had Hi-Viz vests!
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Old 2nd Apr 2015, 22:37
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Running his eye back to the other end of the hose, it was at this point that Captain Flack remembered that Barney MacGrew was a re-mustered aircraft refueller.....
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