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Old 28th Mar 2015, 11:09
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Write this up in the maintenance release: Runs a little hot.
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 15:01
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""Must've been a case of Spontaneous Combustion !"
 
Old 28th Mar 2015, 15:03
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""Why didn't they turn the Olympic Flame out when it was all over ?"
 
Old 28th Mar 2015, 17:27
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Scousers on the make..........

Get that tyre Gerry!!! It'll fit me Ford Cortina.



(Footnote, born in L.pool, I have a right to take the pee)
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 19:08
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 19:10
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Excuse me ... But is this the PPRuNe Mil 'My Beautiful Weber' BBQ thread
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 19:21
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The space behind the panel where Archie had chosen to hide the stash of Scotch for the PSAB det had not proved as lucrative as first thought.
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 20:27
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"This is what happens when you rub two Boy Scouts together !"
 
Old 28th Mar 2015, 22:02
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Proof that Cybermen are crap at putting out fires.
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 22:04
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Bit late on the hose there Hoskins!
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 22:19
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Guy with hood on

I am not running to help put out the fire, I am running to catch and then slowly strangle the bloody pilot who ruined my airplane !
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 22:21
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Even burn't to a crisp it is still the meanest looking airplane on the field
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 22:22
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Well it was do for a repainting......
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Old 28th Mar 2015, 23:16
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"Is there an Pyromaniac in the House ?"
 
Old 29th Mar 2015, 01:12
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Right, now that the fire's out, could you run back to the office & see when the Warranty expires?
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Old 29th Mar 2015, 08:56
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...there goes the Centenary Tail!
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Old 29th Mar 2015, 09:42
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The formation briefing said "Kick the tyres, light the fires, first one airborne is the leader, and we'll brief on Guard."
Obviously this guy isn't the leader. Go and kick his tyres.
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Old 29th Mar 2015, 15:48
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Oh.. I'd wondered why they called them afterburners.
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Old 29th Mar 2015, 18:18
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"Well, we didn't have a wet tea towel available, you see".



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"Ascend Charlie, damn' you Sir ! You've just shot the next fox in my covert !

For what it's worth,

"Well, you did say: "Kick the tyres, Light the fires", didn't you, Boss ?"

Danny.
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Old 29th Mar 2015, 21:08
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The tradition of naming aircraft took a tragic turn in the case of the 'Bernie Zarsoff'.
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