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Old 26th Jan 2015, 18:30
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Sorry Captain I thought they were winglets.
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Old 26th Jan 2015, 19:37
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The directors of the remake of 'Reach for the Sky' weren't averse to using a bit of poetic licence.
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Old 26th Jan 2015, 19:39
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"When I rollout in front of you and waggle my wings ... you only need to then follow me ... there is no need to put your hands up"
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Old 26th Jan 2015, 19:41
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How about waiting until you're actually outside the hangar?
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Old 26th Jan 2015, 20:02
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Hoskins, with these modern jets, there's no need to flap!
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Old 26th Jan 2015, 20:06
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Bloggs totally misunderstood the term "show me a couple of wing overs......".
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Old 26th Jan 2015, 20:37
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Hancock to Control Tower... tell the designer chappie she flies like a bird...
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Old 26th Jan 2015, 20:55
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So much for aircrew turnrounds....
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Old 26th Jan 2015, 21:06
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"These new anti G trousers work well, don't they, Nav?"
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Old 26th Jan 2015, 22:34
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"Lock S foils in attack position...
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Old 26th Jan 2015, 22:54
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Old 26th Jan 2015, 23:57
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"half a wing and a prayer........showoff!"
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Old 27th Jan 2015, 00:11
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🎶🎶 take these broken wings...🎶🎶🎶


P1

(With apologies to Mr Mister)
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Old 27th Jan 2015, 01:55
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The Phantom - in despair:
Ohhh, I give up!


Alternatively - in apprehension:
Don't Shoot! Don't Shoot!
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Old 27th Jan 2015, 07:29
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"I told you not to touch that !"
 
Old 27th Jan 2015, 07:35
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"...well clipped wings worked on the Spitfire Mk Vc"!
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Old 27th Jan 2015, 08:12
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Old 27th Jan 2015, 08:13
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Spooky
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Old 27th Jan 2015, 08:28
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Nice try, but you're still one hell of an ugly aircraft...
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Old 27th Jan 2015, 09:25
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.....Aw, f@ck!
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